CERTIFIED WITNESS BOX STICKER

Certified Witness Box Sticker

Consider this your official proof that you went out of your way to watch Mike Power drive a silly car in a silly manner.

Maybe you were actually there. Maybe you weren’t. Maybe you just saw this 7.5-inch sticker on the website and thought, “Yeah, that’s f#%ing stupid. I need one.”*

Either way, you’re now a Certified Witness.

No credentials required. No story verification. We believe you.